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Piggie Processing Day 2011
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Uncategorized on September 6th, 2011
We took the pigs to the processor this morning. No fuss, no muss, no drama. Compared to last year’s debacle, it was night and day. Being able to load the pigs onto a trailer instead of into the back of the truck made a big difference. Feeding them in the trailer a bunch of times before processing day helped too. This morning, when we dropped the gate of the trailer, they barged up into it in two seconds. Unloading at the processor was also much less stressful. After just a touch or two with the shock-stick, the pigs walked off the trailer and into the holding pen. Last year, they had to be pushed bodily out of the truck. This may have something to do with how stressful the loading was last year. I’m reminded of Temple Grandin. It seems like everything you can do to keep the animal calm right up until the last minute works out better for everybody, including the animal.
Bye bye, piggies!
I AM MACGYVER!!!!!
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Uncategorized on August 23rd, 2011
I arrived back at my hotel room tonight to find that the door wouldn’t open. The key unlocked the handle, but the actual door wouldn’t open more than a half-inch or so. What had happened was that, when I left in the morning, the safety clasp had been swung halfway closed and, when I closed the door, it must have swung just enough further closed to prevent the door from opening. In fact, it was exactly in the halfway position, so the door wouldn’t open hardly at all, instead of the 2″ or so that chains and clasps usually allow.
The clerk came with a jimmy device that failed to work, although it moved the clasp enough closed that the door could now open the full two inches. By sticking my hand through the gap, I was able to access two screws with my Leatherman’s Phillips screwdriver tool, but I determined that there was a third screw that I couldn’t get at.
Then I had an idea. An idea so crazy that… it just might work! What if I made a pendulum and attached it to the end of the clasp, then swung the pendulum and closed the door quickly. The pendulum should swing back the other way and swing the clasp open! But what to use as a pendulum? I had a USB charging cable in my pocket, that I was bringing in from the car. I searched my backpack to find something heavy to use as a pendulum, then realized that my Leatherman was the best choice. I tied the Leatherman to the USB cable and swung it around a bit to make sure it wouldn’t just fall off. Then I stuck my hand through the door and tied the USB cable to the end of the clasp. I took a few practice swings to get a feel for the weight of the Leatherman and how to get it to swing straight, then… Banzai!
I swung the Leatherman and slammed the door shut. I quickly tried to open it again, to catch the clasp before it swung back closed again, but of course, the door had locked. Chagrined, I used my key to unlock the door and…
IT OPENED! IT WORKED ON THE FIRST TRY! I AM FUCKING MACGYVER!!!!
Cast Iron
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Uncategorized on August 15th, 2011
Sometimes, I’m surprised at people’s ideas about cast iron. There’s a perception that it’s difficult to care for or maintain, or that it’s a fragile, finicky form of cookware. Nothing could be further from the truth. Cast iron is, in almost every respect, a miracle-product. In this post, I’ll tell you all about why cast iron is wonderful and you should use it.
- It conducts heat very well, and because of its mass, it also conducts heat very evenly. In short, it is excellent cookware. Cast iron tends not to form hot-spots, meaning that slow-cooked chili or beans are less likely to burn on the bottom of the pot. The high thermal mass of cast iron means that it tends to stay the same temperature as opposed to fluctuating quickly. This is helpful on an electric stove, where the heat source is not constant, but alternates between on and off periodically.
- It is remarkably cheap. A cast iron skillet can be had for between $15 and $30 depending on the size. Compared to thin steel or aluminum pans at the same price, cast iron cooks ten times better. Larger cast iron pieces like dutch ovens can be more expensive, but their cost may be justified by the next point.
- It is nearly indestructible. If need be, you can take sandpaper or a buffing wheel to it, although that is hardly ever necessary. As a last resort, cast iron can be left in the oven while a clean cycle is run. This cooks off everything on the metal, essentially resetting it to “new”. As long as cast iron isn’t broken into pieces and has no holes in it, it’s salvageable.
- It is incredibly versatile. You can use cast iron on the campfire or the grill just as easily as you can on a stove. In a pinch, you can flip a cast iron skillet upside down and use its bottom as a griddle for making pancakes. It can even be used as a quick-thaw device.
- It doesn’t have the potential to leach harmful chemicals into your food, like Teflon does. In fact, cooking with cast iron is rumored to add to your dietary iron intake (although it’s questionable whether it’s a significant amount).
All that being said, there are some down-sides to cast iron.
- It’s heavy. This is an issue for people who don’t have the hand and arm strength to handle the cookware comfortably.
- It requires some minor maintenance (seasoning).
- Cleaning it is not as easy as some types of cookware.
Seasoning cast iron is the process of building up a layer of carbonized fat and protein on the surface. This serves two purposes: it keeps the metal from rusting and it makes food less likely to stick to the pan. There are a variety of methods out there on how best to season cast iron. All of them involve coating the cookware with fat, like lard, shortening, or vegetable oil, and then heating it. The fat is sometimes reapplied during the process. The main variance in the recipes seems to be the temperature at which the cast iron is seasoned. My philosophy is that the goal of seasoning is to build up a carbonized layer of fat, so if your oil isn’t smoking, you’re not doing it right. I like to season cast iron on the grill, because it’s more than capable of putting out a lot of heat and all the smoke produced stays outside the house. I coat the cookware in shortening or vegetable oil and then set it over the grill until it starts smoking. After it’s smoked for a while and much of the oil has burned off, I put on another thing coat. I keep repeating this until there is a smooth, black layer of carbonized fat on the pan. If you’ve ever tried to clean off drippings that have cooked onto a roasting pan or something like that, you know how slick and hard to get off they are. That’s what you’re trying to cover your pan in.
Once the pan is seasoned, it requires regular maintenance. This is easy to build into your cooking and cleaning process, so it shouldn’t be too onerous. If you simply cook in the pan without maintaining it, the seasoning will gradually wear off. The most prominent symptom of this is that food will stick to the pan like crazy and it will be very difficult to clean. One step in maintaining the pan is to always wipe the pan down with a thin layer of oil or shortening after you use it. The pan should still be warm when you do this. If you do a lot of greasy cooking, the pan may get enough fat from the cooking process to skip this step, but I think that most modern cooks don’t do that much greasy cooking. It’s said that cooking a mess of bacon in a pan is one of the best ways to give its seasoning a kick.
I have found that properly cleaning the pan is a key component of maintaining the seasoning. Before I settled on my current cleaning routine, I could not keep may pans seasoned, and I have to admit that I questioned the truth of the legendary “cast-iron non-stick seasoning.” What I have found to work is the following:
- I never use soap to clean the cast iron.
- I never use water to clean the cast iron.
- I never use a metal scouring pad or metal scrub-brush to clean the cast iron.
Well, at this point, you are probably wondering how I clean the cast iron, if I don’t use soap or water. The answer is salt. Not table salt, though. Kosher salt.
The image above shows the two types of salt: table salt on the left and Kosher salt on the right. The Kosher salt has much larger grains, which makes it perfect for scouring a cast iron pan. When I’m done cooking, I pour a liberal sprinkling of Kosher salt into the pan and then use a towel to scour the pan well. Sometimes it also works well to scrape the salt around with the end of a wooden spatula. A wooden spatula is okay because the wood is soft enough that it won’t take off the seasoning. In the beginning, before I built up a good seasoning, I had quite a bit of work to do, scouring out the pans, but now that my seasoning is good, cleanup is relatively easy. I find that the salt is not only an excellent scouring medium, but it also absorbs a lot of the grease that might be left over in the pan. It absorbs a lot of grease, but not all of it, which means that there is often a light coating of grease left when I’m done cleaning, and I don’t have to wipe down the pan with any additional oil.
One note: the dishrag that you use to scour the cast iron will instantly be permanently stained and will also become a bit stiff and greasy. I like to dedicate one or two rags to that purpose, so that I don’t ruin all of my dishrags.
I have heard it said that the best cast iron seasoning can be “as non-stick as Teflon.” I, personally, have never seen anything as non-stick as Teflon, and when I want to make a perfect fried egg or an omelet, I turn to Teflon. Additionally, no matter how easy my cast iron has become to clean, it’s nothing close to the “one-wipe with a towel” of my Teflon pan. That being said, what makes cooking with cast iron worth it to me is the feeling that I’m working with an almost-living piece of cookware. There’s just something so satisfying about hanging the pan up on the rack, gleaming, black, and clean. Although I’m romanticizing it a bit, it’s almost as if the pan is storing up the memories of the meals I’ve cooked in it.
Proving A Negative
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Uncategorized on July 25th, 2011
In a previous post, I discussed a common misinterpretation of scientific results in which correlation and causation are confused. Another common fallacy is the misinterpretation of a lack of evidence to imply proof of a negative. In other words, there’s an important distinction between, “No evidence has been found to support this proposition,” and, “Testing has provided evidence that the proposition is false.” In one case, the proposition may turn out to be true, once further study is done. In the other case, there is less chance that the proposition is true, depending on the rigor of the testing that was performed. We could sum these up as, “no evidence found,” and, “negative evidence found.”
Here’s the actual example that got me thinking along these lines. The answer states that SIDS “has been proven” to be “in no way related” to immunizations. Whenever I hear strong negative claims, I always wonder whether the underlying science is an example of, “no evidence found,” or, “negative evidence found.” There has probably been a lot of study done on the causes of SIDS, but only if those studies specifically focused on the link between SIDS and immunizations could we say that immunizations probably do not cause SIDS. Otherwise, it would be safe to say that, “No evidence has been found linking immunization to SIDS,” but be careful, as this wording can be used to imply results that aren’t really true. For example, it would be true to say that no evidence has been found linking cancer to reading Steinbeck novels, but that’s just because no studies have bothered to examine that probably-tenuous link. In that case, the wording could be used to suggest “negative evidence found” when the truth is “no evidence found.”
Regardless, the wording of the quiz question strikes me as inappropriately strong and un-scientific. It is always better, in my opinion, to say, “Studies have found…” or, “There is strong evidence to suggest…” as opposed to, “It has been proven that…” Science, in my experience, rarely “proves” anything beyond a shadow of a doubt.





