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Guns, Inception Movie, and Misc. Rambling
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Self-Defense, Uncategorized on July 31st, 2010
Issa and I saw Inception last night. I enjoyed it immensely, and was glad to have seen it in the iMax theater, where the picture quality (specifically, black levels and overall screen contrast) seemed higher than it would have been in a non-iMax theater. For $16 a ticket, it better be good, and it was.
Concessions Hawkers
The only low point of the experience was the concessions hawkers who came into the theater before the trailers began and tried to sell us candy and such. It would be one thing if they said, “Hey, if you skipped concessions because of the lines, here’s your chance,” and stopped there, but it really came off as a hard sell. It felt embarrassing for them, and it was awkward for me to have to keep ignoring them, and it really disrupted the “movie bubble” that I like to imagine myself in going into a theater experience.
Recognizing Guns Instantly
No spoilers here, so don’t worry.
In the opening scene of the movie, the main character’s shirt is lifted and it is revealed that he has a pistol stuck in the back waistband of his pants. The image below is from a crappy vid-cam version of the film that I downloaded specifically so I could get a screen-cap of the shot in question, so you can see how much of the gun was revealed. It looks like shit, but you get the idea.

Even from the little bit of the backstrap, beavertail, and slide that was revealed, I instantly recognized it as a Px4, the same gun I have. It’s funny to me how firearms can be extremely distinctive based on very non-specific characteristics. Issa and I have had conversations where I’ll show her, say, a Beretta 92 and a 1911, and she’ll say, “They look the same to me,” and it seems to me like I could tell them apart at 100 yards, in the dark.
Sliencers and Caliber
The Px4 comes in calibers 9mm, .40, and .45. I wasn’t surprised to hear that the firearm used in the movie was .45, because it was suppressed. Here’s why.

The laws of physics apply to bullets the same way they do to anything else. There is a three-way inverse relationship between the speed of the bullet at the muzzle, the weight of the bullet, and the pressure in the chamber and barrel. Larger calibers have more mass, therefore it requires more pressure to drive them to higher speeds, which makes for more volatile, heavier, more expensive guns. Therefore, larger calibers tend to move slower. Interestingly, this does not necessarily mean that they sacrifice impact energy, since kinetic energy equals 1/2 mass times velocity squared and momentum equals mass times volume, some loss of velocity can be made up for by the increased mass. Additionally, larger calibers make bigger holes, even if they’re going slower. In other words, don’t let the fact that a .45 is going slower than a 9mm fool you into thinking there’s anything wrong with the .45.
What does all this have to do with suppressing the sound of a gunshot? A gunshot consists of several different components. The major component is the expansion of hot gasses that follow the bullet out of the muzzle. This is the part that a suppressor takes care of. Most handgun and rifle rounds are also supersonic, however, and for them there is also a miniature sonic boom that contributes a not-insubstantial amount of noise. For example, 9mm pistol rounds have a nominal muzzle velocity of about 1200-1500 f/s. The nominal speed of sound is 1125 f/s.
In this video (embedding disabled, so you’ll have to click through), an AR-15 is fired both with and without a suppressor. The sound that you hear with the suppressor on is the sonic boom caused by the bullet breaking the sound barrier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvQUhzMHk98&NR=1
If you’re thinking that the suppressed .223 sounds a lot like a .22LR, that’s because a .22LR has such a small amount of powder that its primary sound component is the sonic crack, so a suppressed .223, which is all crack and no boom, sounds pretty much the same.
The sonic crack can be mitigated by simply reducing the amount of powder in the casing to reduce the velocity of the rounds below the speed of sound, but that requires either hand-loading your own cartridges or buying special cartridges intended for use with a suppressor. It’s more common to simply choose a caliber whose nominal velocity is already below the speed of sound. This avoids the potential loss of potency involved with down-loading a caliber designed for higher speed, as well as the potential difficulty involved with using specialized ammunition. With a nominal muzzle velocity of about 800 f/s, .45 is one of the only common handgun calibers that fits that bill.
“Pretty” – Katie Makkai
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Uncategorized on June 2nd, 2010
I don’t usually consider myself a fan of poetry slams, but this is a hell of a performance. Keep it in mind the next time you’re standing at the check-out line looking at magazines.
Garden Update: May 26, 2010
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Uncategorized on May 26th, 2010
Transplanted raspberries have started putting out new growth. This bodes well! For one thing, it means that they didn’t die out entirely. For another thing, if they can put out new canes this year, it means we might have fruit next year, instead of the year after that!

Cucumber trellises are built. I made them from scrap wood that a neighbor gave me and left-over pieces of EMT from the dome build. Yay free!

I got them in none too soon! The cucumbers had already started to sprawl a bit, and one even has started making tiny fruit!

Corn is getting about waist-high, maybe a little bit taller. The “three sisters” setup really seems to have some advantages. The fast-growing squash is doing a great job of providing a natural shade cover to keep weeds down. The peas are climbing up the corn stalks just like they’re supposed to. It’ll be interesting to see how the yield of this patch compares to the solo-planted squash and peas I planted, although a 1:1 comparison won’t really be possible without more data-crunching than I care to do.

The tomatoes have also started fruiting, finally. Tomatillos have been at it for a few weeks now. No roma tomatoes or cherries, but the slicers have gotten a start.

I have also upgraded my watering situation. I previously bought a $15 oscillating fan-type sprinkler, but it stopped working adequately after only about a week of use. I don’t know if it has something to do with minerals in my (well) water, or maybe low water pressure or something, but the jets on one whole side stopped working, and it also stopped oscillating.

I bought a tripod-mounted impact-style sprinkler instead. At $40, the tripod was pretty flimsy, but the impact head is where the magic is. It does a great job of providing even water over the entire coverage circle. Unfortunately, it doesn’t cover the whole garden, so I have to move it every time I water, but I’m hesitant to spend another $40, plus the $30 or so in fittings and hoses it would take to put another sprinkler in. The only hassle is that the tripod has to be staked down or the entire thing falls over, so every time I have to move it, I have to re-stake it too. I would recommend a sprinkler like this to anyone who has to water a large-ish area.
One note: the sprinkler came with adjustable clips that set the ends of the head’s motion. This allows the head to cover just a partial circle if you want. The sprinkler goes to the end of the arc throwing water in a long-distance pattern, and then returns, throwing water in a shorter pattern. The problem I had was that the coverage was always just slightly less than a full circle. There was always a tiny slice of coverage that didn’t get water, even when the clips were set the closest to a full circle that you could get. I solved this problem by simply removing the clips so that the sprinkler head continued in a full circle and never “returned”. I set the lever that selected between “long throw” and “short throw” to the “long throw” setting because I found it to provide the most even coverage, even at closer range.
To All The RSS Readers
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Uncategorized on May 6th, 2010
To everybody who’s reading this blog via RSS: I’ve noticed that some content is not translating properly to the feed. For example, in that last post, the images didn’t come through for me in Google Reader. Also, embedded videos don’t come through because of the way that WordPress does its embeds. Anyway, just wanted you to know that it’s not intentional (I love RSS and loathe sites that prevent me from reading content there), and if you see anything strange in the RSS, try clicking through.
Privilege and Imposition
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Uncategorized on April 16th, 2010
Recently, I Tweeted:
Everything I have experienced as a privilege could have been experienced as an imposition.
Everything I have experienced as an imposition could have been experienced as a privilege.
Some people asked for more on that, so here it is.
I was Ranger team lead last year at Alchemy, which meant that I got to spend Saturday night interacting with intoxicated, un-ticketed attendees and police officers responding to noise complaints. This was somewhat less fun than the things my friends were doing. Now, a lot of people might view that as an imposition, as in, “I can’t believe I have to spend my burn night dealing with these drunk assholes instead of having a good time with my friends!” But as annoying as the experience was while I was having it, I seldom, if ever, wavered from seeing my role as a privilege. I don’t have to deal with drunk assholes and cops all night; I get to be the one who deals with those people so that everyone else in my community doesn’t have to.
It is a privilege to be the one who cares for my garden. How much would I miss out on if someone else were doing all that weeding and digging and watering?
It is a privilege to be the the one who does boring-ass spreadsheets for my company. There are a lot of unemployed people who would jump at the chance!
I guess what this idea boils down to is don’t take things for granted. If something seems like an imposition, then either I don’t want it or I want it but I’m taking it for granted.
