Retail Commentary Quickie #2


FINALLY! DIETS THAT WORK! I CAN STOP BUYING THESE DAMN MAGAZINES!

Ha ha. It’s a joke. Diets don’t work.

I’m already stress-free! Wheee!

Well, this is the winner of the, “how fast is too fast,” competition. 22 lbs in the first week! Shit, I’ll be gone by July!

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