The new P’Zone is so good, it turns you into a dick who won’t share food with your friends! Who wouldn’t want that? Ah, but seriously. The reason I actually wrote this post is that I was looking at Pizza Hut nutrition information today, and I’m used to manufacturers being misleading about the calorie content of their food by using an unnaturally small “serving”. I mean, seriously, who eats 1/3 bag of M&Ms anyway, right? But given that their whole ad campaign is geared around NOT sharing your P’Zone with anybody, I think it’s a little disingenuous of Pizza Hut to use 1/2-servings on their nutrition table.
On the other hand, given that a whole P’Zone is between 1260 and 1480 calories, I can see why they’d want to lie. Yep, 1400 calories in one sitting will sure help you “tackle your hunger.” I dare say it’ll tackle your hunger right onto the disabled bench.
