Archive for April, 2009

Swine Flu What The Fuck?

Apparently, I’m supposed to freak out about the swine flu. Here are the latest numbers, from the CDC:

U.S. Human Cases of H1N1 Flu Infection
(As of April 30, 2009, 10:30 AM ET)
States
# of laboratory confirmed cases
Deaths
Arizona 1
California 14
Indiana 1
Kansas 2
Massachusetts 2
Michigan 1
Nevada 1
New York 50
Ohio 1
South Carolina
10
Texas
26
1
TOTAL COUNTS 109 cases 1 death
International Human Cases of Swine Flu Infection
See: World Health OrganizationExternal Web Site Policy.

Given that 36,000 people die per year from regular old non-swine flu, can anybody explain to me why I should give a shit? Pandemic? I’ve got news for you: we’ve already got a flu pandemic, and we have for as long as I’ve been alive. Next?

For more perspective on this topic, check out Right To Bleed.

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Cataloging plants project

I’m working on a project wherein I catalog as many of the plants in my environment as I can. Actually, I’m mostly focusing on broad-leaf plants, since they seem most likely to be edible, compared to grass-type plants, bushes, and trees. Edibility is the primary characteristic that I’m trying to identify.

In the interest of keeping things manageable, I’m starting with my yard. When I’m satisfied that I’ve thoroughly cataloged all of the plants in my yard, I’ll move on to other environments like… somebody else’s yard.

I’m recording the plants by either scanning them (for plants whose leaves are already rather flat) or by placing them on a white sheet of paper and then photographing them. I cut out the images and then paste them into a blank journal. The entries are grouped by location and general date. As I identify the plants, I record their names and interesting facts about them, such as if they’re edible or poisonous.

My goal in the project is to become more familiar with the (potentially-edible) stuff that grows in my environment. It just seems like such a loss to be surrounded by edible stuff and only know of the grocery store as a source of food. By relying on others to produce my food, I may be winning as a human, but I feel like I’m failing as an animal.

One of the things that has resulted from this project is that I have a new awareness of the sheer diversity that can be present in a field. I used to just see a bunch of green, and leave it at that. Now, I’m just starting to see the different types of plants that are present. The other day, I was scanning a field, looking for anything except boring old grass, and I thought I saw some white clover flowers. “FOOD,” I thought. A second look revealed it to be just the sunlight creating highlights on some taller grass, but I really enjoyed that moment, where I had a more visceral (literally) understanding of one purpose for those white flowers. Just a little change in color really makes the clover pop out of a field of green.

So much of my perception of nature is like a kid’s crayon drawing. Field of grass: GREEN; sky: BLUE; earth: BROWN. Done. If that’s how people look at things, no wonder it’s easy for us to act without regard for the complexity and diversity that’s out there. I guess I’m having a little bit of my own Walden moment.

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Useful plants, edible plants, and other weeds

I once heard Derrick Jensen recommend learning about edible plants that are native to your area. I was kind of mystified. I mean, you’ve got dandelions, right? I know those are supposed to be edible, and then… well, it’s not like there are fruit trees growing wild anywhere around my house. It’s all grass and pine and oak. Oh! Okay. Acorns. That makes two. Dandelions and acorns. Done.

Suspecting that there must be more to the story than that, I went on a nature walk that was focused on identifying edible plants. It was held in a typical apartment complex, and the host identified an amazing variety of edible plants growing in the wooded areas of the complex: wood sorrel, clover, young rose hips, persimmon trees, huckleberry and blackberry vines, silverberry bush, sourwood tree, sassafras, plantain, wild black cherry trees, miner’s lettuce, violets, and even, yes, boring old dandelion. Funny-I used to look at a field and just see green; now I was noticing the vast variety of different types of plants that were present in the field. Now I was looking at the field through a cow’s eyes! Edible. Not edible. Edible. YUMMY!

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The police are not here to protect you (specifically)

True story. Names have been changed and gender pronouns have been androgenized because they really don’t matter. Recently, someone I know called the police let’s call this person Pat. Pat was calling the cops to report that s/he was concerned for hir safety. S/he believed that s/he might be in danger from a person who was known to own firearms.

The officer who answered the phone asked whether the threatening person was currently present. Pat said no. The officer then said that, it being a Friday night and all, their officers had higher priorities than this situation. “Are you kidding me,” Pat asked. “This person has been threatening me and harassing me, and now s/he said that s/he is coming over to my house. I know that s/he has a gun. That’s not a high enough priority for you?”

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