If You See Something, Say Something
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Mother Culture on November 18th, 2011
I should really not go outside. Every time I travel, I get exposed to public service announcements and commercials and retail sales, and I just feel like an alien, wandering through some foreign landscape, simultaneously bewildering, upsetting, and mildly threatening.
I’ll bite. “What’s wrong with this picture?” My first answer: It plays on vague stereotypes to perpetuate a culture of fear and suspicion without doing anything meaningful to increase actual security. Survey says? Aww… not even on the board.
It took me some minutes of pondering to realize that the person in the foreground, looking at his cell phone, is not the only relevant one in the picture. The person in the background, gazing into the open “Authorized Personnel Only” door is more than window dressing. The message, I suppose, is, “Get off your cell phone you careless fuck, and pay attention, because terrorists could be RIGHT BEHIND YOU!”
Now I spend more than an average amount of time in airports, and I will tell you that every single time I go past one of those “Authorized Personnel Only” doors and it’s open, I look inside. I want to know what’s inside the secret room! Don’t you? I’ll let you in on the secret. It’s usually lockers. And a break room. This sign is suggesting that my fellow traveler should call the airport police to report my innocent inquisitiveness.
Ah, but I’m clearly not a threat. Just look at me, all not wearing a backpack (slung over one shoulder), jeans, and a hoodie. Apparently, backpacks and hoodies are the new uniform of The Enemy. It’s always interesting to see how propaganda codes The Enemy, since it tells you who, exactly, the Powers That Be see as a threat. The backpack (slung over one shoulder), hoodie, and jeans code for youth. I’m not suggesting that the creator of this image intentionally coded for youth. I’m just saying that they called up in their mind the ideal image of The Enemy, and it happens to be youth. Don’t worry, though. I’m sure they still hate Arabs too.
PS: Black people, congratulations. Arabs and Uppity Youth have pushed you far enough down the Hierarchy of Prejudice that you occasionally get to be protagonists on fear-propaganda posters. Maybe someday, we’ll even have a black President!
Who is that person looking into that door? Is it a terrorist? Or is it a curious passerby? Or is it an employee, a hoodie pulled over his uniform, going to or coming from work? How the fuck am I supposed to judge that? In fact, I, and the rest of the random people at the airport, are completely unqualified to make the judgement of whether someone is authorized to enter a sensitive area of the airport. And we all know that, which is why we are incredibly unlikely to bother reporting anything as mildly suspicious as a person looking into a “Authorized Access Only” door. This sign is not going to do anything to change that. This sign is not going to get us to look up from our cell phone, never mind bother to report some tiny potential infraction to airport police. All this sign is going to do is remind us that the Powers That Be want us to be afraid.
But hey! As long as I’m completely unqualified to judge who is and isn’t authorized to enter a secure area anyway, why default to not reporting. Why not do what the sign is suggesting and default to reporting. “Officer! I saw a woman in the janitor’s closet! She appeared to be pretending to arrange the cleaning supplies!” “Officer! I saw a man go into the pilot’s lounge. He was even wearing a pilot’s uniform, which is just what a terrorist would do if he wanted to scout the pilot’s lounge!” “Officer! There’s a man with a gun right in front of me! It’s you!”
A Randy Ram
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Homesteading on November 7th, 2011
About three weeks ago, I went out to feed the sheep, and found Baby Jebus II crying continuously. Buck, our ram, had run him off of his mama, Mary, and was preventing him from getting anywhere near her. When Jebus tried to get to her, Buck would butt at him and curl his lip. Buck was also nipping at Mary’s flanks and chasing her around the barn yard, so we suspected that mating behavior might be at play. This seemed odd, though, because she was nursing a new lamb, and was almost certainly not fertile.
We addressed that situation by putting Mary in the horse stall in our barn with Jebus. Solving the problem was a little more complicated than it might seem because, being flock animals, sheep hate to be alone, so the obvious solution of cutting Buck out and leaving the ewes to themselves wouldn’t have worked. Buck wouldn’t have had anybody to keep him company. We hoped that this was a temporary thing that would pass. After all, Buck had been around the last batch of babies, and hadn’t caused any problems at all.
Since then, we bought hay for the sheep for the winter, and it is now taking up a huge section of the barn stall that Mary and Jebus are living in, leaving them with just a narrow corridor at the side of the stall. More fundamentally, the stall is just not suited for them to live in all winter. They really need access to a larger space and the out-doors. So, we decided to put Mary into the enclosure with Buck and see what happened if they were allowed to work it out on their own. Maybe he would get it out of his system.
Well, he chased her around, but he did not get it out of his system. Sheep can run pretty quick, but what I learned today is that they tire out pretty quickly too. They’re sprinters, not distance runners. After just a few minutes, they were both panting and running around with their tongues hanging out of their mouths. Take note of the growly noise he makes as he runs up on her. I bet you’ve never heard a sheep make that noise before! I hadn’t.
We decided the right thing to do was to put him in a separate enclosure. It couldn’t be the barn stall, because he will be miserable if he’s kept alone for very long, I honestly believe he could destroy the doors given enough time, oh, and it’s also full of hay. So we built another enclosure from electric net fencing. The only thing that remained was to get him into it. As worked up as the sheep were, the old trick of putting corn in the corral and closing the door behind them didn’t work. They bolted as soon as I went for the door. So I tied a halter to the door, went in the corral, put some corn in front of me, and used the halter rope to pull the door closed behind Buck when he walked in.
Now, the only trick was to get the halter on him. As soon as he finished eating corn, he looked up and squared off with me. Normally, our sheep are pretty skittish. You’re much more likely to see their ass or their side as they keep their distance. When Buck’s feeling aggressive, he squares off and faces me dead on. This means that I’m likely to get butted if I’m not careful. In the enclosure, it’s relatively easy to keep my distance from him, but the corral is 4′x10′, so that won’t work. Once I get to the side of him, I can control him pretty well. There’s not really anywhere for him to run to in the corral, so he just runs from one side to the other while I pivot around and eventually get a hold of his head and stop him running. But he was on one end of the corral and I was on the other, and I would have to approach him from straight on to get to the side of him. I couldn’t reach out and touch him without touching his head, which incites rams to butt.
He butted at me once, but fortunately, sheep have terrible depth perception and he kind of short-stroked it. I hollowed out and pushed off of his head. He backed up and squared off again. I knew another one was coming. Part of me wanted to get out of the corral, but I told myself that he had to be moved, and to do that, the halter had to go onto his head, and I was the only one here who was going to be able to make that happen.
When he tried to butt me a second time, I scooted to one side and got my arms around his neck. Issa said it looked “badass.” It happened so fast that I don’t really remember doing it. Once I had his head, I put the halter on him, and leading him over to the new enclosure was relatively uneventful.
Currently, he’s in his separate enclosure and the ewes and lamb are in theirs. I’m hoping that him being able to see them will keep him from getting too lonely, because if not, we don’t have many other options. I guess we could separate Mary and Jebus into the second enclosure. At least they won’t be lonely with each other to keep them company. I just hope that the electric fence is enough to keep Buck from trying to get into the other enclosure at them. I hope I don’t wake up tomorrow morning with him wandering around the property or pacing their fence trying to get in.
Ah, the adventures of owning livestock.
Dome Hoist: Build Instructions
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Uncategorized on October 24th, 2011
This post will contain, in as much detail as I can muster, instructions for building a hoist to allow top-down construction of a 16′ or smaller dome. 16′ tall domes fall into a gray area: too big to conveniently build with ladders, to small to be worth renting a crane. That’s where this hoist comes in. If you’ve got a 16′ dome or thereabouts and you’re sick of wrangling struts while perched precariously on a ladder 15′ in the air, this is for you.
The advantages of top-down construction are, first, that you can do all the work on the ground. This is obviously safer than doing the work on a ladder. It’s also faster, since you don’t spend time climbing up and down, and moving, a ladder. It’s also easier on your legs. The main advantage, however, is that you can have multiple people help with the build, which means that the more helpers you have, the faster the build goes. This is not possible with a bottom-up build, where you can only do as much work as you have ladders, and given how much tall ladders cost, you probably don’t have very many ladders.
Before I get to the parts list, let me insert a disclaimer: These instructions should NOT be assumed to be complete. Do not just follow them by rote. You should have experience building this kind of thing, working with rigging, and so forth, or enlist the aid of someone who does. Implementing this will probably require some creative problem-solving on your part. You’re welcome to ask questions, and I’ll be happy to answer them, but you assume all risk for following these instructions.
If you want more information on why I think this is reasonably safe, see this post. In fact, you should probably read that either way, so that you are better able to judge the safety margin of your own project.
Before you proceed, you need to know how heavy your dome is. We estimated the weight of our dome by weighing a bundle of 10 pieces of the EMT conduit that we used to build the dome. Since we know how many total sticks of EMT conduit went into building the dome, we could just multiply out. The total weight of our dome is between 600 and 700 lbs. This is important, because you need to make sure that all the parts are rated to take the weight of the dome–the parts that have weight-ratings, anyway. Add in the weight of the bolts too.
Now, the parts list. Total cost for these items was about $300.
- 2x steel plumbing pipe, 10′ long x 2″ diameter. I selected 2″ diameter pipe because it was the smallest diameter I couldn’t easily bend by hand, and because I have used it before in erecting impromptu RF antenna masts.
- 1x pipe coupler, 2″ to 2″.
- 1x pipe coupler, 2″ to 1.5″
- 1x pipe “nipple,” 6″ long x 1.5″ diameter
- 1x pipe end-cap, 1.5″ diameter
These parts are used to build the mast. The 2″-2″ coupler connects the two 10′ pieces of pipe into one long 20′ piece of pipe. Then the remaining parts are put onto the top of the pipe as shown here:
This assembly is to allow the attachment of the guy lines. I considered various alternatives such as eye bolts, but I didn’t like having to drill holes in my mast any more than necessary, and eye bolts are actually not very strong, especially when force is applied in any direction except along the direction of the bolt.
- 3x 50′ of rope. This will be for the guy lines. I like 3/8″ nylon sheathed poly rope, which is rated for 250 lbs and can be had for $10-20 per 100′. The guy lines don’t need to be able to take the dome’s whole weight, since the mast will be very close to vertical.
The guy lines attach to the assembly at the top of the mast as shown above.
A figure-8 knot with a large loop is tied at the end of the line. For instructions on tying this knot, see here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure-eight_loop
Then it is wrapped around itself as shown here and slipped over the top of the mast, where it is cinched tight. I like this method because it allows easy and secure attachment of the guy lines without having to tie and untie a knot or buy hardware like carabiners. This is, of course, absolutely not how a “professional” would do this, but I find the risks to be acceptable.
- 3x “corkscrew” style stakes. These are also for guying out the mast. The ones I bought were rated for 100 lbs. Again, this is plenty, because the mast will be very close to vertical, so there won’t be much lateral force on the lines. I like the corkscrew stakes because they are very easy to put in and take out, and are very secure.
Whatever you use for stakes, the rope must be able to slide past the stake, because you will be cinching the guy lines tight. If you want to get fancy, you can buy ratcheting line tensioners at the hardware store, but I prefer a good old trucker’s hitch:
Tie a loop about 10′ from the stake using a figure-8 knot. Then pass the free end of the line through the loop in the stake, back to the figure-8 loop, and through the figure-8 loop. This creates a block-and-tackle effect, allowing you to tension the line easily. Once the line is tensioned properly, tie it off. For many applications, I use a simple slip-knot, as shown in the photo above. For more security, I use a doubled half hitch. The point is simply to prevent the free end of the line from moving.
For instructions on how to tie a trucker hitch, see here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trucker’s_hitch
- 50′ of wire rope, of sufficient diameter to hold your dome up. When you buy wire rope, it will have a weight rating. It needs to be at least strong enough to hold up your dome, of course. You must also consider that your winch will have a certain maximum diameter of cable that it can take, so first figure out what diameter of cable you need, then buy a winch that can support it. The winch will also have a certain maximum length of cable that can be spooled on its drum. Since the mast that you’re going to build is 20′ long, you only need 40′ of cable at most, so I recommend buying a pre-made 50′ cable (I got mine at Home Depot). Just look at the weight rating on the package and select the diameter that can hold up your dome. If you’re on the edge, I’d say go larger. Better safe than sorry! The cable that you buy should have a loop pre-inserted in one end, and the other end should just be cut off. If you can only find bare cable, you will need to buy a “thimble” and clamps to put the loop in the cable’s end. This is kind of a pain in the ass and you can screw it up, so better to find pre-made cable.
- 1x slip hook. This is just a hook that goes on the end of your cable. They come in various sizes and weight ratings. Pick one that can hold up your dome. It should have a shaft held in by a cotter pin, or something similar, to allow it to be affixed to the loop at the end of your wire rope.
- 1x dual-direction, brake winch. Needs to be rated to take the weight of your dome. Actually, needs some safety margin, since you lose 10% of your winch’s rated strength for every complete wrap of cable around the drum. My winch is rated for 1200 lbs. After I am on the second wrap of cable around the drum, I’m down 10% (120 lbs) to a rated weight of 1080 lbs. On the third wrap of cable, I lose another 10% (972 lbs), then 874 lbs for the 4th wrap, 787 lbs for the 5th wrap, and so on. The winch should be dual-direction so that you can both raise and lower the dome. It should have an automatically-engaging brake, for hopefully obvious reasons. You can find winches at Northern Tool and Equipment, most boating supply companies, and, of course, Amazon.com. The winch needs to be able to take the diameter and length of cable that you bought. A nice-to-have feature on a winch is a “freewheel” setting, that allows you to freely play out the cable without having to crank the handle backwards (slowly). Some people view this as a safety hazard, since engaging the freewheel feature when a load is on the winch can have disastrous results.
- Misc. hardware to attach the winch to the mast. The details of this will depend on the bolt pattern of your particular winch. Some creativity was required. If you can’t solve this problem on your own, consider yourself un-qualified to attempt this project. I installed the winch 4′ up from the base of the mast because that seemed to be a comfortable height.
- 12″ of chain, rated to hold up whatever your dome weighs. At the store, have them cut three links off the end of the 12″ section. Keep both sections of chain so that you have one that is 3 links long and one that is 12″ minus 3 links.
- 1x quick-link, rated to hold up whatever your dome weighs. This will be used to make a loop out of the chain, to attach the dome to the slip hook. So the quick-link needs to be sized so that it will fit through the chain.
- 1x carriage bolt, 3/8″ x 3″.
- 2x nuts for the carriage bolt.
- 2x 3/8″ flat washers.
- 1x snatch block. This is basically just a pulley, with a high weight rating. It is installed at the top of the mast and the wire rope runs from the winch, through the snatch block, down to attach to the dome. The snatch block needs to be weight-rated to take your dome, but the lowest-rated snatch block I found could still take 8,000 lbs, so this was not a problem. It also needs to be able to take the size of cable you bought, but this is not likely to be a problem either. Do not just buy a pulley at the hardware store because they are rated for 150 lbs or so, and they will not work.
- 1x quick-link or some other device to connect the snatch-block to the chain. I bought a quick-link, but it was actually a tight fit to get the snatch-block onto the quick-link, and I kind of wish I had bought something else. Whatever you use needs to fit through the chain and then have the snatch block put onto it easily. It needs to be weight-rated to take your dome (duh).
The assembly of the above-listed parts is shown above. The carriage bolt has been installed in a hole drilled through the top of the mast, with a nut and washer on either side. The carriage bolt is 3/8″, which was the largest diameter I could get that would also fit through the chain that I bought. This keeps the chain from sliding off the head of the bolt and gives as much strength to the bolt as possible. I chose a carriage bolt because it is full-threaded and has a larger head than a hex-bolt. The first nut provides spacing between the mast and the chain, to allow the chain to swing a little more freely. You could accomplish something similar with a washer and a hex-bolt, although hex-bolts are often not full-threaded.
You might be wondering why I ended up with this silly setup. I originally was going to use an eye-bolt to hold the pulley at the top of the mast, but eye bolts have pathetic rated working loads–in the range of 100-150 lbs. Even solid forged eye bolts couldn’t reach the 700 lbs I needed, especially because the load was going to be 90° from the direction of the shaft. This was the simplest thing I could cobble together from hardware-store parts that would accomplish what I needed.
I don’t have a picture of this, but the final step is to use the remaining section of chain and a quick-link to attach the dome to the slip hook. Basically, you build the very first section of the dome, then loop the chain around the top-most vertex and put the chain in the hook. Also, as you get started, you have to build the first section of dome around the mast so that as the dome is raised, it slides up along the mast. Here is a photo of the early stages.
One thing we learned when doing this the first time is that the weight of the dome can drive the mast into the ground. The ground was relatively soft when we did this and the mast ended up about 12″ in the ground–no lie. I suggest setting the mast on a cinderblock to prevent this.
Installing the corkscrew stakes at the perfect 120° angle to each other can be tricky. To provide enough clearance so that the dome can be raised to its full height, the stakes need to be 26′ out from the mast. At this radius, the distance between any two stakes is 45′. What I do is mark the center of the circle, then measure 26′ in any direction and set the first stake. Then I measure 26′ out from the mast and 45′ from the first stake. The place where those two lines cross is the correct location for the 2nd stake. The mirror image of that setup is the place for the 3rd stake.
The most effective way we have fount to raise the mast is to set the base close to the desired center-point, then have one person start at the top of the mast and raise it while walking towards the base. Around the halfway point, this will become impractical. Another person should be pulling on a guy line from the exact other direction. Around the time that the “walker” gets to the halfway point of the mast, the guy line puller will get mechanical advantage and will be able to help. Two people should be holding the remaining two guy lines to keep the “puller” from pulling the mast all the way over. Once the mast is generally vertical, the three guy lines can be loosely tied off and the base of the mast can be tweaked. If needed, it can be lifted onto a cinderblock or moved to the exact center of the circle. Following this, tension on the guy liens can be adjusted using a level or inclinometer to bring the mast as close as possible to perfect vertical.
When adjusting tension on the guy lines, resist the urge to tighten them too much. Unless you’re using steel cable, you’re not going to keep the mast from jiggling entirely, and that’s okay. My calculations suggest that the system can go at least nine degrees out of vertical (with a 700 lb dome fully assembled) and not exceed it planned operating margins (notice I did not say “safe” operating margins). If you tighten the guy lines too much, they will just be pulling on each other and using up their working load. Get them taut, but don’t worry about getting them piano-string tight.
Once the dome is fully assembled, you will probably want to take the mast out. Even if you don’t consider it to be in the way, it is a tempting target for mischief, and it’s not designed to be climbed upon and so forth. I found the easiest way to do this is to leave the slip hook attached to the chain at the top-most vertex, then simply “kick out” the bottom of the mast so that it is hanging by the hook. Do this gradually and take as much tension out of the cable as you do it to keep things under control. Once the mast is hanging by the hook, simply reverse the winch to lower the mast to the ground. Finally, use a ladder to climb up and disconnect the hook from the chain at the top of the dome. Oh: disconnect the guy lines before doing any of this. They will simply follow the mast down as you lower it. Reverse this process to re-erect the mast when it’s time to take the dome down.
Dome Hoist: Great Success!
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Uncategorized on October 22nd, 2011
We used the hoist to build the dome today. It was a total success! Building the dome normally takes about 8 hours, and there is no way to really speed that up much, since we only have one tall ladder. This results in people who want to help sitting around with not much to do. The build today took about 4 hours from start to finish, with about 4 people total. Since all the work is done from the ground, additional people will bring that time down significantly.
Details on the construction of the hoist will follow in a separate post. For now, here are some photos for your enjoyment.
The hoist is up and guyed out.
A magnetic inclinometer was used to make sure the mast stayed within the allowable nine degrees of variation from vertical.
It begins.
So far so good…
Because the hook is to one side of the mast, the mast started to lean as the dome was constructed. Some adjustment of the guy lines fixed this.
Nearly done!
Complete!
Tomorrow, we will take down the mast, as we would at an event, then put it back up again and do everything in reverse.
An Analysis of “Bouquet of Lovers”
Posted by Joshua Bardwell in Uncategorized on October 18th, 2011
I was recently reminded of this document, that I wrote years ago. I still agree with most of what’s in it, and thought I’d share it with you.
Summary: The document, “A Bouquet of Lovers,” by Morning Glory Zell, defines and describes the structure of many polyamorous relationships today. Bouquet is, in some circles, the de facto standard structure for people who are first venturing into polyamory. It is so pervasive that, in other circles, although the document itself may be unknown, the structures of polyamorous relationships nevertheless follow its guidelines. Given its widespread influence, it behooves us to carefully analyze the concepts put forth by Bouquet.
Bouquet states that, “The goal of a responsible Open Relationship is to cultivate ongoing, long-term, complex relationships which are rooted in deep mutual friendships.” By using the terms, “ongoing,” “long-term,” and “complex,” Bouquet captures the ideal of polyamory: that we can have simultaneous, nontrivial relationships, with or among multiple partners. But the primary/secondary structure described by Bouquet can be interpreted in ways that actively prevent the realization of that ideal. Even normally reasonable and compassionate polyamorists might take a harmful and extreme interpretation of Bouquet if they feel that their relationship is threatened. It is important to be aware of the possibility for that interpretation, so as to avoid it.


















